We remind you that the duck will never threaten to stab you and, in fact, cannot speak.
However, the duck increments a counter every time you visit this site. We're just curious how many people like wisdom. No tracking technology is used on this site - you can verify it because it's open source! Absorb the open source wisdom here.
This project uses the twemoji duck.
Did you know wisdom duck has an API? It's this really cool thing that allows you to integrate wisdom into any of the applications you make. Simply call /api/wisdom/dispense to get a plaintext string with your wisdom. It couldn't be simpler!